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Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."

What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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I also once flounced out of an orgy....
Because the other 2 guys in the group kept getting in the way and stopping me from getting any pussy.

I would've taken her up the date, but it was logistically impossible.

It gets really boring watching 2 blokes respectively sliding their glistening wet, hard ramrods in and out of a lady's mouth and vertical bacon sandwich whilst she writhes and moans in ecstasy, and all you can do is read the classifieds and ask in an annoyed voice "Is it my turn at the wicket end yet?".

Greedy bastards didnt move over until they'd covered her face and filled her snatch full of hot gloop.
I didnt bother even trying to sink the pink as it would've been like skating on an oil slick, trying to get my one-eyed-fanny-ferret in there after their copious ejaculations.

I stormed off and left her leaking onto the duvet.
(Vic Flange, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:17, 11 replies)
Ew!
Sometimes you worry me with the stuff you come out with.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:20, closed)
Eeeep
your train of thought is clearly a runaway ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 22 May 2008, 15:25, closed)
erk
I only wish there was a button marked "wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:34, closed)
ooh good this deserves a 'wrong'
'Wrongily wrong wrong wrong'

(wrong = wrong button)
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:41, closed)
Urgh...
...I'm with Dan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:04, closed)
Ignore button
This works as a "wrong" button
(Pork2311, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:07, closed)
*Clicks.*
What?

*Looks around*.
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Thu 22 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
Well it's wrong
but it's funny. Certainly not an ignore situation. Actually I clicked it, it made me laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
There's something wrong with that post
It isn't signed 'frankspencer'
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 22 May 2008, 21:08, closed)
scuse me
I've never used "vertical bacon sandwich". I prefer "enclasping dell".
(frankspencer, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

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