I see this qotw is still here.
Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your Beers are German. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers -Arabic, your letters -Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together!

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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:41, 16 replies)

I blame the picts

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:44, closed)

Yeah there's never anything good on.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 19:15, closed)

But my bigotry is homegrown.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:01, closed)

and....
"In 1860, the first fish and chip shop was opened in London by Jewish proprietor Joseph Malin"
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:09, closed)

Clearly the Indonesians are fucking lazy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:12, closed)

Also - brutal and oppressive.
If the buggers had oil, we'd war them. We'd war them back to the stone-age.
Free PNG!
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 23:48, closed)

All the Anglo-Saxons should fuck off back to Europe where they came from. Bastards. It's all gone downhill since about 500AD

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:29, closed)

Nah it's
the bloody Romans.. what have they ever done for us, eh? Oh.
(bottle_cap, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:01, closed)

True
But my beer is most definitely English.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:40, closed)

yeah but
my hangovers are out of this world
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:50, closed)

Even truer.

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:58, closed)

My shirt is Indonesian
Made to measure too
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:17, closed)

More of this sick filth!
MOTSF!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:36, closed)

Your Alcohols are Capitalised.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:29, closed)

Send them Cro-Magnon cunts back where they came from.
KEEP BRITAIN NEANDERTHAL!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:01, closed)

Weirdly, the Italians best selling frozen pizza is german sounding and made in an industrial unit near a motorway in Britain (Dr Oetker)
(fivetide, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:31, closed)