I love people.....
I lived with a ginger girl who used her personality as contraceptive*.

She even tried to split me and my girlfriend up. Not cos she fancied me, just cos she wanted me to move out. Twunt....




*this might not be true, but she did have an awful personality and was a virgin so I claim this to be true.
(salsarider79 has eaten a violin and talks in music, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:39, 6 replies)

This fantastic story deserves a click.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:48, closed)

You're no Treeki and you never will be.

( Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:55, closed)

Setting the bar unfairly high,
I feel.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:14, closed)

If she was a virgin
she didn't use anything as a contraceptive.

I think what you mean was that she was unpleasant, and as a consequence was unable to enter into a meaningful, and eventually sexual relationship.

I feel bitterness in your post though. A small hint of a persecution complex, perhaps.

Tremendous story though. I shall consider clicking 'I like this'*










*I have considered it. I have decided not to click.
(username failed moderation, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:23, closed)

She fancied you

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:09, closed)

Dude, if yo' gonna make shit up, at least put a couple of dragons in.
Not just 'my housemate and me didn't get on'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:12, closed)