In my previous life as a nurse
I often got sent to call in patients for the clinicians - they would thrust a file into my unsuspecting hands and tell me to get the patient in. Such beauties included:-

- Mrs Fuchs (pronounced fucks)
- Joe King
- Dan Tsing
- Justina Case
And my personal favourite:-
- Mr Paul Mycoch (the "ch" pronunced as a "k" - not that I needed to tell you this)

I wouldn't twig until I had either got to the waiting room or was calling them - don't know who's the bigger bastard the parents for naming their children this or the clinicians for making me call them!!
(ChickenChaser chases chickens, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:19, 15 replies)

My favourite "silly name on a medical form"
has to be Hyman Farmer. It's not that great really, but not only is it a) not made up and b) not trying to be funny, but I also go to witness an office full of middle-aged women disolve into giggles when it was read out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:37, closed)

Sometimes you really can't make them up :-)
(ChickenChaser chases chickens, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:30, closed)

Ramon Mycock

( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:15, closed)

Mustapha Kok
lives in Bristol
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:24, closed)

Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
( Vambo, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:35, closed)

I think he's staying with that gay couple-
Ben Dover and Phil McCraviss.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 5:21, closed)

There was a guy who lived in our area
called Hans Knees (not sure how his surname was spelled, but that was how it was pronounced).

Why didn't you just say "Mr Tsing" or "Paul", for example?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:46, closed)

I sometimes would, but with some of the names you're damned anyway because they sound stupid on their own - Mrs Fuchs for example.

I was also young and a bit dim... Probably why they would make me call the named in the first place!
(ChickenChaser chases chickens, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:18, closed)

Oh man, I break professional confidentiality for shits and giggles too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:36, closed)

It's not like he interfered with their cadavers or anything.
Is it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:41, closed)

I wondered about that,
but a list of names is bascially useless, given that there's no context (and you could just read them out of the phone book).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:58, closed)

I work in a Large Global bank
the Group phone Directory is always a source of fun.

Ive kept a list of all the names. Amongst the best are:
Armando Farto
Fanny Berger
Thomas Anus...

I could go on.

Fanny Wang?

edit: and a common favourite Iris Fucker
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:38, closed)

How exactly
do you safely fuck an iris?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:42, closed)

Twist the outer ring...
Until you've got the dilation set just right, take it gently, and use plenty of lube...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:31, closed)

I used to work on the nonce's wing of a secure mental facility
Oh how we laughed when we had to call Ray Pingbuoys over for his meds.
(Eukanuba, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:27, closed)