a test of one's moral stamina
last week i found somebody's purse which still had money inside it. i went home, promptly found her on facebook, messaged her and waited.

i am absolutely certain this is the woman. she has an unusual surname, a university of sheffield card and a receipt for a ross noble concert that all matched things on the page.

she's not replied.

my conscience says no no. my empty bank account screams yes yes.
(ladyintheradiator, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:00, 16 replies)

& you've
come here seeking moral guidance?!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 3:43, closed)

You've fucked it right up.
Sod's law says the minute you spend the money, she'll get in touch.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:28, closed)

Too late
You've made contact, she'll know you have it, and it would probably be theft to keep it. Best thing to do is give it in to the police station (get a receipt). If it's unclaimed after 6? months, you get to keep it.

Who knows, you might get a reward.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:28, closed)

Ross noble?
Has the woman no shame?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:48, closed)

You Sir, are wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:58, closed)

I challenge you to a duel Sir.
*Loads pistol*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:44, closed)

Sir, Sir.
Or maybe a duel...
(badgerlikespeed, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:05, closed)

0-o
Three way duel, I like it.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:42, closed)

Just take it to a Police station, hand it in.
If it's not claimed within a certain amount of time, they'll give it to you anyway.
(username failed moderation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:12, closed)

I'm sure it will be claimed
For the Christmas Party fund.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:25, closed)

You're a star.
If she is a staff member at Sheffield Uni you could give them a ring. Or if she's a student, ring the department she belongs to and ask them to contact her.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:44, closed)

Fucking hell.
Is every cunt on here going to congratulate themselves on not being a lazy thief?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:45, closed)

No, one cunt is going
to post all day about how everything is shit and everyone else is stupid.

All week, in fact.
(username failed moderation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:14, closed)

Just the one?
Standards are slipping.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:11, closed)

I bet the thought of a shag reward has raced through your mind already though

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)

Well you tried,
she's likely dead, assume her identity and have a right old good time with it.

You know it makes sense.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)