World of Random
There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Is my prediction for the number of dullards who complain about misuse of the word "random".
I say "prediction" ... I read the number from a Geiger counter inserted in my arse.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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Random!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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OMGee!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:07,
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NO. Simply NO.
I have a flamoyantly camp friend who actually says "Oh Em Gee!" and it's all I can do to not stab him in the face every time he says it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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... with your penis?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:28,
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Well obviously with my penis, you div.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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Oh Emvee!
Get it right
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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*swoons*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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It's gonna be WAY higher than that...
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snee held his breath since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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I fear you may be right.
I clearly need a more radioactive rectum.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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Supplement all the Youranium
with some Pootonium.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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Some Asstatine
Might come in handy. It's often found in black women between the ages of 16 and 40.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 22:41,
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