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There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Is my prediction for the number of dullards who complain about misuse of the word "random".

I say "prediction" ... I read the number from a Geiger counter inserted in my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:03, 11 replies)
Random!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:04, closed)
OMGee!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:07, closed)
NO. Simply NO.
I have a flamoyantly camp friend who actually says "Oh Em Gee!" and it's all I can do to not stab him in the face every time he says it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:23, closed)
... with your penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:28, closed)
Well obviously with my penis, you div.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31, closed)
Oh Emvee!
Get it right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:32, closed)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36, closed)
It's gonna be WAY higher than that...

(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24, closed)
I fear you may be right.
I clearly need a more radioactive rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:29, closed)
Supplement all the Youranium
with some Pootonium.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57, closed)
Some Asstatine
Might come in handy. It's often found in black women between the ages of 16 and 40.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 22:41, closed)

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