a good friend of mine
a fellow b3tan, was waiting for a bus not too long ago. from out of nowhere, a woman approached him and said "don't worry, you'll find someone to share your sandwiches with someday."
no, he wasn't eating sandwiches.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:54, 8 replies)

He's a silly man!
That's how I come on to people!

EDIT: Or beg for sandwiches. It's one of the two; I forget...
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:17, closed)

he's just a bit inexperienced
the last woman that came onto him tried to drag him home with her to meet her children
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:40, closed)

This
happens to every man. Eventually.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:03, closed)

.
Did she make him a sandwich, though?
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 7:55, closed)

no, she just wandered off.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:19, closed)

I want someone to share my sandwiches with.

*sigh*
(spiggytopes, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:07, closed)

.
Is he Keanu Reeves?
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:37, closed)

far from it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:41, closed)