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There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen

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(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Driving my nephew back to my sister's house after a visit when he was 3,
When a car put his brakes on a bit hard in front for no reason, i exclaimed "watch it!", as i tend to temper my language in front of him, he pipes up "You're supposed to say for fuck's sake".
Rather alarmed i told him he's not supposed to swear like that he calmly replied "yes I know, I'm not supposed to say fuck or shit or bollocks". I think he may have continued for a few words longer, but I didn't hear for laughing.
My sister was rather red-faced when I related the story to her later :~)
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 1:48, 2 replies)
Hahahaha

(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:50, closed)

Love it! When my younger sister was three, she was right into making complex lego constructions but she had a habit of accidentally knocking them over. Once, I was out of her sight in the next room - I had a clear view of her though. She knocked over her creation, had a quick look around to see nobody was there and exclaimed "oh shit". My parents initially denied it, but after extended interrogation my dad admitted he'd knocked over his teacup earlier that day and swore in front of her. Scary how easily they pick up new words.
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