Second Hand Bath
We'd had our bathrooms ripped out & redesigned, and the skip stood proudly on the drive. Just before we went out on Friday night we placed the old bath at a tantalising angle to the road, hoping someone would avail themselves of a freebie. Sure enough, four hours later when we came back, the bath was nowhere to be seen. Result!

I even walked around the estate to see if any naughty chav types had deposited it on anyone's front lawn for a bit of a wheeze. Nope. All Gone!

Still gone when I went off to golf at 8 the next morning.

Arrived back at 1pm to find the bloody thing sat back on top of the skip. Words (for once) failed me.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:52, 4 replies)

Take that back where you found it.
That's what Mother told the boys.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:05, closed)

I did this once with a surfboard....
it had a massive crack in it and became waterlogged, and I couldn't be arsed to take it to the dump, so I left it unattended in the front garden. After about half an hour my dad and myself had a good giggle watching some man sneak off with it....... Bloody thing hardly even floated :)
( user_names_suck, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:37, closed)

i'd have kept it
they make great veg planters
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:54, closed)

Done this too
With a second hand foot massager... nice.
(Lord Potato, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 5:12, closed)