
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Was seeing a lovely lady for a while when her old man decided to give me a call in the middle of the morning after he had been calling all her numbers in her mobile shouting " are you fucking my missus "
So picked up the phone, took a few seconds to work out who it was, had what is known as an adrenal dump - slow motion ahoy, and camly told him to fuck off its 4am.
He never did clock on it was me.
ahh well.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:08, Reply)
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