painful
he asked me out, i said yes.
i kissed him, he hit me with a brick.
fucking 8-year-olds.

EDITED FOR PERVS: i was only 7 at the time!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:21, 8 replies)

Call the Daily Mail!
They'll summon up a mob to do more than lob bricks at you. Fucking 8 year olds indeed.
( SteamedCleaner, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:34, closed)

arf!
i was only 7 at the time!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:44, closed)

Noncess!

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:46, closed)

EDITED!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:54, closed)

what sort of brick?
Lego brick I hope!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:56, closed)

nope
full-on housebrick to the side of the head
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:03, closed)

My wifes best friends were getting married and we went to Poland for the wedding. At the afters at round 5 in the morning I noticed the bride had a scar on her forehead just above her eyebrow. I asked were she got it. She turned lovingly to her new Husband and said he had did it when they were kids throwing rocks at them from the top of a mountain. MY wife laughed and showed me a scar on her leg she had got from him the same day.

He's mental but the good eternally childish kind. When he came over to the land of ire for a visit his hand was completely bandaged. When I asked why he explained that he had taken apart ten fireworks, put all the gunpowder on a rock and lit it to see what happened.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:28, closed)

arf!
he's either going to invent something brilliant or kill himself!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:43, closed)

I can imagine him doing both at the same time.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:03, closed)