Okay, given some of the whining, I need to post this
I knew it was over when the doctor told us they ran out of options to fight her cancer and it was a matter of time.

Yet still life has gone on for nine years now.

BTW, I never got as many blowjobs as after I was "widowed" by my fiancee. Apparently, it's a form of comforting for some women.

edit: point is, some here need to get on with their lives. And as only one person who posted here seems able to read, many women offered oral sex as a way of comforting me. Weirdness, but after a while, one takes them up on it.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:40, 4 replies)

WTF?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:54, closed)

His girlfriend got cancer
and died. He kept the body and recieved fellatio for nine years.

I think is what he's saying.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:57, closed)

I'd like to know when QOTW stopped being a repository for amusing anecdotes,
and turned into a dick-waving contest about who can tell the most traumatic lie.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:59, closed)

When has it been anything other
than traumatic lies and dick-waving?
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:56, closed)

Unless you feel traumatised by said lie, it's not actually a 'traumatic lie' - it's merely a lie about a trauma.

A subtle distinction, granted, but I felt it was worth mentioning.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:45, closed)

No it wasn't worth mentioning, you useless idiot.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 4:00, closed)

The mention didn't have worth; but it was worth mentioning.

(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:53, closed)

Couldn't
agree more.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:00, closed)

The fact that the second thing in your profile is the fact that your fiancée died 7 years ago
suggests that you are a terminally (ho ho) dull spastic shitcunt.

Are you a terminally dull spastic shitcunt?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:03, closed)

do your searching in the personal ads section of 'Terminally Dull Spastic Shitcunts Quarterly'. This is not the place for you to hook up.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:48, closed)

Sorry I don't update the profile daily
I'll change it now for you, asshole.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 7:34, closed)

It's only comforting if your penis is shaped like a dummy.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:08, closed)

maybe its that some women tried to comfort you
With fellatio? That's what I made out of it.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:50, closed)

unless they tried...
... to fellatio him with Comfort and other fabric conditioners ...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:06, closed)

Yes
Seems that for some women, a guy being "widowed" is romantic and safe both, and I received a lot of offers for head. I took some of them up on it for lack of anything better to do or the ability to form any connection.

Thanks for being able to read.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 7:32, closed)