She wanted me to choke her while she called me "Daddy".
Now, I'm rather partial to some kinky sex, but there's kinky and there's absolutely fucking batshit mental.

Last I heard, she'd married someone else and persuaded him that spawning was a good idea.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 1:22, 9 replies)

Maybe she was adopted?

I've known one or two chokees and spankees. Doesn't really do it for me, but if it gets them off and there are adequate (read super-stringent; last thing I need is a murder/manslaughter conviction) safety measures in place, I don't see the harm.

Length? Same as always, thank you.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 2:59, closed)

Still strikes me as creepy, mainly for the Daddy part.
One woman used to really get off if, in the middle of taking her from behind, I gave a good ringing slap to her butt and told her to cum harder. In the midst of this she once screamed out "Make me your five dollar whore!"

The more vigorous thrusting was to disguise my struggling to hold back the giggles.
( Wanderer, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 3:06, closed)

"Make me your five dollar whore!"
*imagines line said in soft Thora-Hird-like accent*
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:06, closed)

Actually she sounded more like Thora Birch.
Only a somewhat deeper voice with a South Carolina lilt to it.

Definitely not the sort of voice you'd expect to say something like that.
( Wanderer, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, closed)

one day you'll fantasise about all the things you turned down, and kick yourself.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 6:18, closed)

how hot was her dad though?

(ratthingbazzterd, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 7:24, closed)

Very.
I'd have done him at the drop of a hat.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:58, closed)

Been there, done that.
Is it bad that I didn't clock that it was weird?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:00, closed)

That's not really that kinky you know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:53, closed)