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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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She was 18
And drop dead gorgeous.

I was mid 20's and slightly freaked that an 18 year old girl was interested in me. I was even more freaked that I was actually interested in her too.
She was fun to be around, smart and acted a lot older than her years.
She could also suck a tennis ball through a straw.

We'd been hanging out for a few months and all our sexual escapades had taken place al fresco, due to her living in Kent and me in north London.

The first time I got her back to mine properly I couldn't wait to get her into bed.

Stripping her naked I was in for a shock.
Number one - although she looked great in clothes, out of them she looked like a prepubescent little boy. I suddenly felt like a pedalist.

Number two - she had pubic hair like the beard of Ramses and it descended a good two inches below her lady garden.

Erm, still fucked her though.

I guess the magic was really gone when I found out she was pregnant by someone else and that I wasn't the only one that enjoyed her oral talents.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:32, 11 replies)
I cannot understand blokes
who hate small tits and perky girls.

Your big-boobed GF is going to need a forklift so you can see her "john wayne saddlebags".

A slim lady in her 50's is a joy to behold.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:48, closed)
PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO!??!???!!!!!!!!!!!!???
I am reporting u too the Daily Mail as we speek u disgosting pedophile!!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:44, closed)
uhm Actually I dont mind small bewblahs
It was more that she hardly had hips or bum that made her look like skinny kid
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:50, closed)
how old are you?
Trust me time fixes all of that. It's the long term game
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:12, closed)
this was a long time ago
I am now very happy with a girl who is all girlie shaped and stuff.

I'm still friends with the girl - she is still a bean pole.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:43, closed)
I do not understand
how a pre-pubescent boy would have hair like the hanging gardens of Babylon.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:59, closed)
I didnt think I'd have to be that explicit about the fact I didnt mean that bit.

*wonders why he's replying*
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:50, closed)
They grow up fast these days.

(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 19:07, closed)
I want to see a video
of this tennis ball trick. That sounds neat.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, closed)
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:09, closed)
Hahahaha, brilliant.

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:02, closed)

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