She was 18
And drop dead gorgeous.

I was mid 20's and slightly freaked that an 18 year old girl was interested in me. I was even more freaked that I was actually interested in her too.
She was fun to be around, smart and acted a lot older than her years.
She could also suck a tennis ball through a straw.

We'd been hanging out for a few months and all our sexual escapades had taken place al fresco, due to her living in Kent and me in north London.

The first time I got her back to mine properly I couldn't wait to get her into bed.

Stripping her naked I was in for a shock.
Number one - although she looked great in clothes, out of them she looked like a prepubescent little boy. I suddenly felt like a pedalist.

Number two - she had pubic hair like the beard of Ramses and it descended a good two inches below her lady garden.

Erm, still fucked her though.

I guess the magic was really gone when I found out she was pregnant by someone else and that I wasn't the only one that enjoyed her oral talents.
(EvilMeister, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:32, 11 replies)

I cannot understand blokes
who hate small tits and perky girls.

Your big-boobed GF is going to need a forklift so you can see her "john wayne saddlebags".

A slim lady in her 50's is a joy to behold.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:48, closed)

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO!??!???!!!!!!!!!!!!???
I am reporting u too the Daily Mail as we speek u disgosting pedophile!!!!!!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:44, closed)

uhm Actually I dont mind small bewblahs
It was more that she hardly had hips or bum that made her look like skinny kid
(EvilMeister, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:50, closed)

how old are you?
Trust me time fixes all of that. It's the long term game
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:12, closed)

this was a long time ago
I am now very happy with a girl who is all girlie shaped and stuff.

I'm still friends with the girl - she is still a bean pole.
(EvilMeister, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:43, closed)

I do not understand
how a pre-pubescent boy would have hair like the hanging gardens of Babylon.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:59, closed)

I didnt think I'd have to be that explicit about the fact I didnt mean that bit.



*wonders why he's replying*
(EvilMeister, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:50, closed)

They grow up fast these days.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 19:07, closed)

I want to see a video
of this tennis ball trick. That sounds neat.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, closed)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF KERSAL MISSIVE!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:09, closed)

Hahahaha, brilliant.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:02, closed)