Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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The way I dumped my ex was pretty crappyI said to her "You know how I told you that being with me would be like a rollercoaster? Well, there's a weight restriction"
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This REALLY HAPPENED.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:54,
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Of course it bloody didn'tIt's a JOKE
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No.It did. I did it. It's true. It's what I said to your mum. Last night. While she was eating a big pie.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:17,
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eating a big pie on a roller coasterWhat is she? A cub scout on Jim'll Fix It?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41,
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I'd best not tell you about the time my girlfriend went to the West Indies.You'd never believe that in a million years.
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Quite right.Everyone knows the West Indies is a lie spread by the US military to calm the proles and justify their war on blacks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:55,
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Reminds me of a great way to "come out":A: "I like my women like I like my coffee."
B: "Hang on, you don't drink coffee."
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HahahaI like this
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^What she said(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56,
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No, white with 2 big lumps(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, closed)
Ground up and in the freezer..?(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, closed)
Eaten by civets.
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