I knew the magic was gone
Following an extremely energetic session in the bedroom where she sat on my face and squirmed loads. Looking in the mirror of the toilet (while I had a post sex piss) revealed a brown dot on the end of my nose.
(EvilMeister, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:26, 10 replies)

cancerous?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:30, closed)

I'd probably have been happier for that

(EvilMeister, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:39, closed)

Does your nose not work?
Surely you smelt soemthing was amiss?
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:47, closed)

I think you mean to say, "Surely you smelt something of the miss"

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:05, closed)

hahah

( miltonlives on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, closed)

b-dum tich!
*tries veal*
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 11:41, closed)

you put your nose there btw
anal is warm and tight, and you should go there
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, closed)

So how come you were still brown nosing her then?

(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:07, closed)

her bindi fell off?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25, closed)

Who are you?
Postman Pat!?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:59, closed)