The Usual Suspects
Spoiler alert.

At the end of the film, when the detective looks around his office and realises the whole story Keyser Soze has just told him is a complete fabrication, made up from various pieces of detritus in his office...

Well, it's only when I discovered my partner of 15 years shagging her gay male friend, that I realised that when she was describing his partner (who he was having relationship problems with, and that was why he was staying over) she was actually describing me. And after I moved out, did I realise that most of the stories she told me were just that. For 15 years. What got my goat was had she an almost pathalogical hatred of being lied to. Can only presume because she found it so effortless..

Lack of laughs in this one, I only take comfort that I saw her for the first time in a good couple of years yesterday, and for somebody who traded and worried about her looks, she looked rougher than a bulldog licking piss of a nettle. With a very wide arse.
(GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:28, 8 replies)

Clicked
Sounds like an appallingly long-term mindfcuk.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:33, closed)

It was
Hammered me thin. Counselling was required. The upside is I'm now married to Mrs Ghostatthefeast, and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.
(GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:11, closed)

but did she still have your goat?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:36, closed)

My apologies for this.
At first I thought it read that she was shagging your gay friend (apologies for that by the way), but then I reread.

Gay friends can be wolves in sheep's clothings vis-a-vis girlfriends. I have a cousin who always hung out with her gay friend with her husband's blessing; figured they could do the girls' night out, etc. Turns out, every time she and her husband had a spat, GayFriend (for that was his super hero name)would slip her his poopie penie to help her relax.

This did not end well for any involved.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:41, closed)

He was, I discovered, not the first...
The guy she was shagging didn't know he was gay...so he apparently he was quite surprised when he found out from me later (I nicely worded letter basically detailing her history with me, which was quite different from the story she told him). He was told the relationship had broken down. Her screaming at me down the phone because I'd destroyed her fantasy life was a nice touch.
(GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:07, closed)

Brrr.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:43, closed)

She was shagging behind your back
for 15 years ? Jesus...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:04, closed)

I love every aspect of this story.
(not the you getting fuck for 15years bit).

it's genius.
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)