The Day They Took The Eggs Benny Away
(That there is a proper submissions title for my first QOTW . . . be gentle now)

We spent a week in November one year celebrating a little early Christmas with some family who lived 6 hours away. Carpooling for efficiency and savings, I ended up in a car with my sister, my nephew, my niece and our favourite uncle. As a lovely send off the day we left our hostess prepared eggs benedict for all and we got on the road a little later than expected. Less than an hour in my niece began to complain she wasn't feeling too well. Being that we all had to work in the morning and needed to get home and settled we pushed on. Wasn't a long drive after all.

Needless to say about 30 mins later on the 401 she puked up the entirety of her eggs benny all over the rear seat of the car. (Thankfully being my sister's car as mine had stayed home) We pulled over and cleaned it as best we could but for the remainder of the trip we had to keep the windows down as the smell would not dissipate. It began to snow quite hard and by the time we finally arrived home we were all feeling fairly horrible. . . .and to this day I cannot bear the thought of eating eggs benny ever again :(
(SomeGirl needs more sleep, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:32, 22 replies)

Errrr!!!!! BENNY ON THE LOOSE!!!1!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:44, closed)

Are you a benny tied to a tree?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:45, closed)

Is time flowing backward, in this thread?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:59, closed)

...a White Hole.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:02, closed)

White hole?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:09, closed)

somebody
punch him out
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:24, closed)

It fucking feels like it this week.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:31, closed)

Have I mentioned,
that I once took a trip in a car?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:33, closed)

But what is it?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:52, closed)

It's a motorised vehicle,
used for the transportation of passengers and small quantities of cargo.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:56, closed)

but that' not important right now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:00, closed)

cigarette?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:07, closed)

Whiskey?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:08, closed)

Wild, wild women?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:14, closed)

Cuban?

(stewiegriffin, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:53, closed)

I'd be gutted if I couldn't eat eggs benedict again

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:46, closed)

That is because you are a nancy bum boy.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:12, closed)

It is quite tragic really.
Sometimes I think I'll have gotten past it but then I smell it in the cafe and realize that I'll never be able to forget the horrors.
(SomeGirl needs more sleep, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:12, closed)

It's spelt
"eggs ben", y'dick.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:03, closed)

Serves you right.
You didn't give a fuck about an ill young girl because it may have stopped you being at your best at work the next day. I'd say you paid the price for being dicks.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:27, closed)

I'm glad you posted this.
It's what we were all thinking.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:20, closed)

Egads
The sheer brilliance of that white knight get-up you're in is dazzling

you boring fucker
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:01, closed)