Rock and Roll StoriesMy personal Spinal Tap moment came when we got locked into the Festival Hall in London by accident. We ended up wandering the maze of backstage corridors carrying a three foot high piece of cheese looking for the one door that would lead us to salvation.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 13:47)
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Brian Feary and the Flat 3 Porn Rockersmay or may not have been the name of one of my side-projects back in the days of uni. Of course, being the young and naive rock star I still find myself to be when things get quiet and I reflect on my past, things had a tendency to get out of control. In a sexual manner. The band lineup consisted of me, on vocals, guitar, bass, drums and supple moist noises. My other flatmates, who crowded around to find what the commotion was all about one day after an intense recording session, found themselves sucked into a world of sleaze and porno fantasy. The Band was Formed. The Love was Felt. The sex gods smiled down upon us that day. We would change the Face of Flat 3, FOREVER.
We re-enacted porno movie sounds and put them to insatiable indie-rock grooves. We covered each other in vaseline and slapped our bodies together to make faux-rock beats. We immersed ourselves in a world of porn that only we could appreciate. We recorded a song. Only one song, but enough to prove that the whole thing existed.
It’s called, “Flat 3 Porn Rock”. And you can listen to it. For proof.
I thank you.
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