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My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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Public service announcement
Randomly inserting an animal name into a conversation ('what the badgering fuck'), pointing out how charmingly off-beat you are ('I get turned on by spines') and talking at length about a dull hobby or pastime ('I like real-life roleplaying') doesn't make you eccentric. It makes you a proper cock.

HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:03, 13 replies)
Also,
Being a whiny, judgemental cunt who wastes his time saying what he disapproves of as if his opinion is more important than everyone elses; then not actually contributing anything decent, seems to make people look somewhat twattish.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:17, closed)
Cheers!
Ha ha, I've just checked your profile. The irony isn't lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:21, closed)
he just wants to be an hero

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:15, closed)

Oh dear, what's the opposite of 'well played'
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:07, closed)
badly played

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:20, closed)
0-Upset in 14 minutes.
You're going to up your game if you're going to compete at the top level of QOTW Tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:57, closed)
Oh man we have a Category 1 Wobble Alert here, I'll warn the others

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:07, closed)
Nah. Cat1 is that guy who wouldn't wear a smart trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:56, closed)
Category 1 being the lowest level,
Smart trouser guy was a level 5, IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:19, closed)
If wobble alerts are like defcons or hazardous substance classifications, category 1 would be the highest level.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:22, closed)
I was going from the US hurricane categorisation, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:37, closed)
It's that guy who got a massive huff-on a few weeks ago and started making up wacky swearwords, he's already got an entry in the running.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:31, closed)
oh man
Can I touch your ankle? I'm a well LOL autist
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:33, closed)

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