Also,
Being a whiny, judgemental cunt who wastes his time saying what he disapproves of as if his opinion is more important than everyone elses; then not actually contributing anything decent, seems to make people look somewhat twattish.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:17, 3 replies)

Cheers!
Ha ha, I've just checked your profile. The irony isn't lost on me.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 16:21, closed)

he just wants to be an hero

( 4Q just lurking, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:15, closed)

Oh dear, what's the opposite of 'well played'
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:07, closed)

badly played

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:20, closed)

0-Upset in 14 minutes.
You're going to up your game if you're going to compete at the top level of QOTW Tragedy.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:57, closed)

Oh man we have a Category 1 Wobble Alert here, I'll warn the others

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:07, closed)

Nah. Cat1 is that guy who wouldn't wear a smart trouser.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:56, closed)

Category 1 being the lowest level,
Smart trouser guy was a level 5, IMO
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:19, closed)

If wobble alerts are like defcons or hazardous substance classifications, category 1 would be the highest level.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:22, closed)

I was going from the US hurricane categorisation, I think

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:37, closed)

It's that guy who got a massive huff-on a few weeks ago and started making up wacky swearwords, he's already got an entry in the running.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:31, closed)