Dunfermline, surely
It's like some post-apocalyptic film where a potentially nice place is overrun by vicious, apelike mutants and their maggot-children. Natives bang on about how billionaire Andrew Carnegie hailed from there and gifted the place a fine park (which now doubles as a rubbish tip) and an impressive library (mostly empty). The schemie areas are grey concrete hellholes filled with those-who-are-dead-inside. The middle class are all Daily Mail readers silently seething with rage, fear and despair, cowering inside their pebbledash bungalows. The children are evil incarnate, stunted elves of hatred. During the short, grey days, there is literally nothing inhabitants would rather do than wander from shop to remaining shop looking for cellphones, sport gear, charity shit and McDonalds. I lived there for five years. I have nothing humorous to say about the place. There will always be a place in my heart as black and cold as the grave, called "Dunfermline".
(mudskipper, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 6:02, 11 replies)

*clicks*
*agrees*
(DonMorte Cake is a made up drug, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:14, closed)

Well ok,
but it's hardly Cowdenbeath. Or Ballingry.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:30, closed)

oooh yeahhh
Grew up in Fife, you are correct - Ballingry is the silent hill of the unglorious kingdom, closely followed by Keltie, Lochgelly, Methil and possibly the picturesque Kirkcaldy suburb that is Smeaton *shudder*

Mind you, there are some really lovely rural bits as well - sha-hoor sir neighbour

Bathtub
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:22, closed)

I'm from cowdenbeath!
hooray for it's shitness. It is indeed a fucking nightmare. As are most of the little towns around there.
( null and void, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:48, closed)

Paradise
Click for "stunted elves of evil".
( Scrumper, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:34, closed)

Their hockey team are dirty cheating buggers and all ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:21, closed)

Yes!
The highlight of my time there was being insulted by a waiter in an OAP-ridden cafe who gave me a cup of hot chocolate with weevils floating in it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:45, closed)

All fact
i hate dunfermline. the only good thing about dunfermline is pj molloys. thats it. nothing else
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:32, closed)

i'd love to say
it's not all bad, as I have family there

but it is the biggset shiteheap this side of the sun.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:14, closed)

.

( Mystery_Bob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 6:46, closed)

It's still not as bad as
GLENROTHES! Smeaton in Kirkcaldy - also known locally as "China-toon".
(powersquirrel, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, closed)