For such a smart ass
You seem to seek recognition of your achievements so much you post a wealth of links proclaiming your feats, qualifications, achievements, personal information including where you work, contact details and pictures.

You may have a PhD my friend but you are not the only person on here with academic qualifications by far, myself included, yet I do not crave the need to boast about it.

It’s easy to portray wit and bravado when sitting at a keyboard, wonder how brave you would be in real life.

To me you look like the typical life long wannabe student, soft as shite and with a very dodgy haircut..
(mabazaritchie ...Its not rape if she cums first..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:18, 1 reply)

Well, yes
I am public about where I work and what I do. I don't see the problem with that. I've not boasted anywhere about my academic record; what is available on my work page is there because it's directly relevant to what I do. It's not boasting.

I can only take the point about bravery in real life to be some kind of threat. You should know: I'm not brave at all. I'm quite nifty when it comes to arguing with people, and I take no prisoners there. When it comes to anything more than verbal, I tend to take the running away option. I see that as a virtue. I know I'd be pulverised. Horses for courses and all that.

You accuse me of having a dodgy haircut. You should take that back. I've not had a haircut since 1994. Nevertheless, if you could explain what it has to do with your strangely aggressive xenophobia, I'd be very grateful. You've got me stumped at the moment.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, closed)

Well..
Maybe you should watch your smug smart ass comments when you put pictures of yourself, where you work when your only a 20min trip away.

Know what i mean.
(mabazaritchie ...Its not rape if she cums first..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:52, closed)

Just to make sure...
... could you elaborate? Because if I squint, that does look somewhat like a threat.


Ah, g'wan. I dare you.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:43, closed)

You really
dont know when to button it do you.
(mabazaritchie ...Its not rape if she cums first..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:19, closed)

I'm quite enjoying this, actually.
You seem like a very angry person. Perhaps you should have a cup of tea.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:51, closed)

You very may
..get to see just how angry i can get friend on a dark evening.

Maybe around the Cross Lane area for example?
(mabazaritchie ...Its not rape if she cums first..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:23, closed)

I imagine you will probably try and pass this off as a joke or internet bravado
but you really are a fucking tosser. Not only did he make a good point to begin with, but you have taken it upon yourself to come across as not only someone who can't take even a hint of criticism, but someone who immediately reduces themselves to "I know where you live" and making threats.

what a fucking dickhead.

I'm in Exeter, fancy a piece of me too?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, closed)

Finding out where I live is not difficult.
I'm not sure quite what I'm supposed to make of your reply, though.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, closed)

AHAHAHA,
CALM DOWN DEAR, IT'S ONLY THE INTERNETS.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, closed)

Hee Hee
You're funny.

Would a hug help soothe things or would that diminish your masculinity?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, closed)

I think your repressed homosexuality is causing your bigotry and anger.
I live in milton Keynes
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:26, closed)

I'm just down the road.
He could do you then me in a single trip, the trumped-up little prick. Is it school holidays at the moment?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:33, closed)

it's alright he doesn't look that hard
s127.photobucket.com/albums/p133/mabazaritchie/?action=view¤t=DSC00882-1.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, closed)

He looks like a right cunt.
proper flappy cunt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, closed)

OH! RIGHT!
SO IT'S A FUCKING WAR YOU WANT, EH?!

I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF FIVES WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, AND A BUNCH OF PSYCHO MATES LOOKING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ARSE!

YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:21, closed)

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING LOGIN YOU FUCKING CUNT!
I'LL FUCKING HAVE YOU!

POST A PICTURE OR SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:20, closed)

I have that problem too

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, closed)

I once got angry with some people on an internet
It was a fun day.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:44, closed)

WHAT FUCKING TIME!!!???
I'LL BE THERE YOU FUCKING CUNT!

DON'T THINK I WONT BE!

COME ON THEN!!!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, closed)

I for one
think that what we need here is some sort of tag-team academic takedown on the chap. He's clearly up for what I believe in street parlance is called "a rumble" and I'm not letting one of my esteemed colleagues take "the heat" alone.

I'm in. bring the noise. I've got a window next thursday between a research group meeting and a tutorial.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, closed)

I'm teaching 4-6 on Thurs and I only go to events with free sandwiches
but for the sake of solidarity, count me in. I'll alert UCU and they can formulate a motion.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49, closed)

I'll arrange a pub lunch beforehand off my donation account.
I'm sure there is something in there that I haven't pissed away on shiny electronics.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, closed)

I'm not teaching at those times
but there is a weekly seminar with wine, and I'd hate to miss that.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, closed)

I like this!

(thediscokingpin, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, closed)

You're a spazzy cunt.
I live in the Chaoyang district of Beijing. Anytime you fancy a fight...
( Zuowan, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:42, closed)

STEP UP PLAYA
*jives*
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:01, closed)

You're a fucking cunt.
Tell me where you live so I can come and say that to your cunt face.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:06, closed)

Alright, I'm in Northampton.
I can't walk any further than 100m without severe leg pains, and have next to no upper body strength. Fancy a punt?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:46, closed)