Sacked III once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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how many times you can wrap it around your waist?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:21,
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If I could wrap my already large penis round my waist then I think even an elephant would be proud of the result.But I get your drift and yes I am saying I am fat. Although technically not obese.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:43,
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an elephant cock is over six foot longif your waist measurement is over six foot then I'm pretty certain you're obese
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 16:51,
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I think ducks win, thoughor is it seahorses?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:46,
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I don't know what this competition is but I definitely want to play.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:40,
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Looks like barnacles triumph, with a 40:1 ratio(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 May 2014, 13:45,
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In that case, not an elephant but I believe my waist was once about 60 inches. Now a mere 42 and shrinking.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:42,
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