I got sacked for using the office computer to look at porn.
Boring, but true. That's all there is to say about it, really.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:32, 8 replies)

I once caught a boss looking at "hot teen sluts"
The look on his face when he realised I was standing behind him pretty much guaranteed I'd never get sacked from that place...
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:01, closed)

However from then on you did have to look under your car at the end of every day and be extra cautious with the office microwave

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 May 2014, 21:23, closed)

Fortunately, the place was a short walk from home and the boss had an irrational phobia of microwaves...

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 30 May 2014, 21:56, closed)

<s>everything you said</s> He was self-employed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 May 2014, 22:13, closed)

I have to ask
Why?
I mean we're all adults here and we all know why we look at porn and what the end result of most sessions of "looking at porn" is.


So did you get sacked for looking at porn or for giving yourself a hand shandy not-so-surreptitiously under the desk whilst looking at said porn?
(mankwhistle, Sat 31 May 2014, 5:18, closed)

Maybe this story predates ubiquitous broadband,
and he was topping up the wank bank?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:34, closed)

It was around the year 2000, the internet was still a novelty to me, I was looking at porn sites.
I didn't have a wank in the office because I considered that there was a significant social difference between looking at pictures of naked girls and actually whipping my cock out and masturbating in the office. Call me old fashioned.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:31, closed)

I'm confused - you mean there are people who DON'T look at porn on work computers?
Weird.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:41, closed)