Why spend upwards of £50 on a blow job from a herion addict hooker?
Simply go to your nearest Yates wine lodge, walkabout or other bar of dubious nature and buy a moderately attractive female a Bacardi Breezer. Usually you will save at least £45, have the same outcome and not risk being arrested for kerb-crawling.*

*Their is a good risk that in this type of establishment, the girl who has just swallowed your load is not viewed in the eyes of the law as being of age. This carries other penalties.
( Muns, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:14, 3 replies)

I've tried this.
Never worked -- usual reply being something like "Fuck off, you ugly bastard!".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:16, closed)

Fuck off, you ugly bastard.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 0:50, closed)

Fifty pounds is a bit steep
heroine addled hookers near me charge much less than that, although it seems the cheapest way of ensuring that you receive oral gratification is to become a heroine dealer. Not sure though that I would want any manky mouthed, black toothed, heroine user anywhere near any delicate parts of my body.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, closed)