Spend to save...
Good quality lavvy roll. Helps you avoid fecal-finger and having to fold over more than once in order you can have an efficient wipe.

Obviously, it also means it's more difficult for the good lady to wrap it round and round her bloody hand before wiping...
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:28, 7 replies)

you seem to be a wee bit obsessive about correct toilet paper etiquette.
This cannot be normal?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:57, closed)

Note - folder not a scruncher.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:07, closed)

Actually, I'm becoming a little obsessed with poo full stop. Not to the extent that I pick it out and Gillian McKeith it, nor smear it on my breast before heading into battle; I am a slave to my bowels, however.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:27, closed)

Unless it's that triple velvet stuff.
I thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my arse when I bought that. Awful stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:00, closed)

Now this is the thing...
I'm currently favouring Andrex Quilts; I haven't yet had a finger-of-fudge after bursting-on-through-to-the-brown-eyed-side whilst sporting a folded over two-piece of padded comfort. It's been quite refreshing.

I'm also a fan of a moist tissue. Not to the extent that I'm peculiar or 'owt, mind you.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:32, closed)

Quality toilet paper
saves a fortune on pile cream
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:03, closed)

^^^
o.k. I guess it must be a cultural thing, then.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)