
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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on "Love Honey", you can part-ex old sex toys for new ones. Just make sure they're clean before you send them and they recycle them somehow.
Edit: When I say recycle, I don't mean they service them and resell them, they recycle the materials, melt stuff down and so on.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:49, 4 replies)

Please, tell me how to unsee this.
I promise, I'll never complain about my job again. Just make it go away . . . .
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)

Would you want a dildo that had been up someone elses foo foo? Maybe they send them to Africa so that poor women can use them, like they do with old glasses?
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:23, closed)

that I now bitterly regret even forming in my head is;
How 'new' are the new sex toys?
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:27, closed)

they probably just melt them down, or at the very least remove the vibraty bits inside.
Instead, save on batteries and mains power by buying a hand-powered (fnarr) Earth Angel. Four minutes of cranking gives you 30 minutes' vibrations.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:36, closed)

but you've ruined Back To The Future for me.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:58, closed)
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