Don't bother buying toilet paper, just wipe your arse with your hand
It’s what your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents did and they managed just fine (presumably).

Alternatively, just shit out your cock.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:34, 4 replies)

It's what my
parents did, in fact.
(username failed moderation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

It's what I did
earlier, and then shook hands with people.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:57, closed)

Dirty bastard.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:17, closed)

I tried to shit out my cock, but the doctor tells me that it's stuck up there for good :(((

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:43, closed)