Teenage boys / young men:
Save money on underarm deodorant by not dousing yourself in a sufficiently large quantity of the stuff that you are followed around for the rest of the day by a foul-smelling miasma of "perfume" that causes the rest of the populace to gag if they walk within six feet of you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:13, 7 replies)

Noooo...
It's very important for teenage boys to be shrouded in Lynx, so that teenage girls remember not to have sex with them.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:56, closed)

more teenage girls for you, eh?
0_o
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:56, closed)

Natch.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:56, closed)

You should smell my local HMV/Game....
fucking stinks of BO even Lynx would be better than that.
( Sallyrsm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:30, closed)

Or get the bus
that tends to smell similar.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:57, closed)

teen-age boys / young men
Don't hide in your bedroom when you have a wank.
There are men at the cottage who will pay you good money to watch.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:24, closed)

Middle-aged women
Middle-aged women whose nostrils can no longer smell their perfume have a similar problem.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:23, closed)