Brew your own alcohol.
Seriously. You can make a half decent table wine with a gallon jug of water, pour a bit out, add two cartons of grape juice in your preferred flavour, a bit of sugar and some yeast.

Stick a baloon over the top with a pinhole in as a carbon dioxide trap (yeast replicates anaerobically).

Leave for 2-3 weeks, bottle and drink.

It does work and I did it for years. 5 litres of drinkable table wine for under a fiver.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:05, 9 replies)

I really can't imagine that tasting very nice
sounds very similar to the method prisoners use to make 'hooch' using cartons of orange juice left under a radiator.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:12, closed)

I think the
jail bird "has spoken".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:16, closed)

It was in the newsletter, where the Fuhrer exhorted all good b3tans to try it
Doesn't necessarily mean that TheManWithThePlan hasn't been inside, but you'll find lots of people know how to make prison hooch
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:56, closed)

i'm inside right now

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)

Fucking hell.
You must eat shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:23, closed)

As I have suggested in another thread Shambles,
coprorphagia is definitely a saving situation.
www.b3ta.com/questions/savingmoney/post1429871/
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:32, closed)

I reckon you've got
a) a 25% chance of brewing grape juice flavoured water
b) a 15% chance of brewing drinkable table wine
c) a 19% chance of brewing a highly toxic liquid that will at best leave you blind.
d) a 41% chance of causing a catastrophic explosion, sending tiny shards of glass flying at transonic speeds through your living room walls.
(username failed moderation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:06, closed)

fuck, are things that bad?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:17, closed)

For a given value of "drinkable", you may be right.
Most people would like their wine to be somewhat enjoyable, also.

Not being poisoned, may also be a boon.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:10, closed)