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Freddie Woo tugged our coat and asked: Have you ever had to tell someone they had BO? Had to break dreadful news to somebody? Tell us how you broke through the cringe barrier

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:09)
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I know a bloke with a terrible stutter.
He's had to be banned from karaoke nights down the pub after he attempted a song written by Claude 'Curly' Putman Jr that was later a number one hit by Tom Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:10, 11 replies)
Let him have a bash at "Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)", by renowned stutterer "Scatman John"

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:16, closed)
This is a very finely judged post
Dull, but not shit enough to be worthy of derision, not true, not interesting and not amusing.

It's the Terry Scott of B3TA posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:02, closed)
Should I have phrased it via the medium of a ten minute youtube whine?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:10, closed)
It's the future

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:19, closed)
I'm going to answer the next question with a series of yellowed Instagram faux polaroids of traffic cones and graffiti.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:37, closed)

Horrible trolling of Terry, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:59, closed)
Bet he nails bauchmann turner overdrive's
You ain't seen nothin' yet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:06, closed)

Morris Minor & the Majors - Stutter Rap.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:04, closed)
Except....
most stutterers don't stutter when they sing. Strange but true.
(Roladex, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:46, closed)
And then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:22, closed)
They all had honey.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:36, closed)

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