Saying the Unsayable
Freddie Woo tugged our coat and asked: Have you ever had to tell someone they had BO? Had to break dreadful news to somebody? Tell us how you broke through the cringe barrier
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:09)
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I'm not a pheasant plucker but a pheasant plucker's son, and I'm busy plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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Jeremy Hunt
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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James Blunt?
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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No you aren't.
What you are, my boy, is a 'C-Bomb'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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A colander?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:36,
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It's a bit worse than that, I'm afraid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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Not a ...
a
colonial?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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Oi!
Back off Vag.
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Ken Oath, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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Don't you come that way with me, you bloody little porpoise.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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You mean
'don't come the raw prawn with me, pal'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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I fuck peasants
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MistahG, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 19:24,
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I heard "'til the pheasant plucker's done"
Which has the advantage of rhyming.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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