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I've just been to Huddersfield to pick up a laptop - the warehouse is at the bottom of a sloping road which obviously hadn't been gritted, and when I was there the snow was falling heavily. As I returned to my car, my full attention was taken by a blue BMW M3 with engine madly revving and wheels spinning furiously, trying to get out of the car park and failing, while its scruffy-looking slack-jawed 20ish driver visibly struggled to comprehend what was happening. He tried three times to climb the hill, but each time barely managed to make it half way before sliding back into the car park. Well, after the third time I took my turn, easily navigating my way out by keeping the revs low - as far as I know he could still be there. Ha, ha.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:57, 3 replies)

Dont you just love watching people who can't drive in the snow "oh i got a 3ltr car, i'll just stick it in first and rev it till i burn the clutch out"
(dougthegoat trapped his mohawk in the car door, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:05, closed)

As a former BMW owner (now cured)
I've been there and done that in the snow. At the first sign of ice, mine started behaving like fucking Bambi, going in every direction except the one you wanted - if it moved at all.
My wife, with her ratty little Corsa, would drive rings around me - all the while pissing herself laughing. Love, eh?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, closed)

beemers
are mostly rear-wheel-drive so they are toss in the snow.

Wipes the smug look off the twunts who drive them though!
(Bad_Dogg, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:00, closed)