School Assemblies
Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
My friend Emily was looking at a picture book of farm animals with a young child, and pointed out a donkey.
The child responded
Ahem.
"S'cool ass, Embly."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:39,
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I knew you were going to do that.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:57,
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I have to ask.
Was it worth it?
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:32,
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