School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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School dinnersThis thread should have been about school dinners. A very entertaining topic indeed.
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Healthy options? I don't think so.Span fritters with baked beans and chips. Even the thought of that combination fills me with dread.
Also, fried bread with minced beef and roast potatoes. Some food nutritionist somewhere was having a laugh. Or maybe the government was trying to send a whole generation to an early grave with heart disease.
Tapioca makes me squirm. It will always be "frog spawn" to me.
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Brown sponge pudding made with dried egg...smelled like gangrene.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:30,
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There's only so much entertainment to be had from tasteless overboiled grey mush and unidentifiable cold lumps of fat/gristle.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:06,
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But nonethelessYour mother makes a living and we shouldn't begrudge her that.
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