School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I was so persistently late for school,that the teachers eventually gave up trying to get me into assemblies.
Not so much youthful rebellion, as sloth.
At secondary school, the deputy heads would all be seated on the stage, whils the Head led the assembly. One of the deputies was wont to blow his nose and examine the results, much to the disgust of the assembled students. Another of the deputies once gave an assembly to a hip hop soundtrack, wearing baggy shorts and a backwards cap; against all the odds, this only made him more popular with the students.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:33,
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I was like this.I had 50% attendance for one year despite never having a day off. It's just that I never bothered getting up for the morning registration.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:44,
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your deputy head was richard madeley.aicmfp.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:23,
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We got ourselves a badass right here.(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:59, closed)
No system can contain me.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:11,
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It's all a system.Breaking a system is just another system.
see: all trapped in a meaningless existence.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:12,
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