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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I missed the bit in the Bible about Jesus having horned feet

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:45, 3 replies)
don't be daft
this wasn't the real jesus

this was just my friend joanna in a long dress
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:47, closed)
Did Joanna have trouble finding shoes to fit her horned feet?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:19, closed)
Well, she was a stupid heartless bitch so I doubt anyone cared.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:19, closed)
Bwahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:43, closed)
Yup
^ what he said. Clicks all round.
(woodkat loves comic sans, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:18, closed)
I missed the bit on the internet
when you weren't a complete and utter spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:09, closed)
Pointing out that you are a bellend, here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:15, closed)
Well done
I prefer the term cunt, just so you know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:23, closed)
Yeah but if I say that you'll just try shoving a toy up my post and taking a picture.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, closed)
This makes even less sense than your usual spastic flailings
Do you need me to call a nurse or something?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:35, closed)
Hey now, it's not my fault you can't read.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:18, closed)
I can read, I just don't speak retard

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:42, closed)
Speak it? You're the Samuel fucking Johnson of it, you witless turd.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:58, closed)

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