School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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With a grim face, the Deputy Head walked onto the stage.... and sadly announced that the headmaster had died in her sleep.
Wesley laughed. Loudly.
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:49,
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"the headmaster had died in her sleep"Something doesn't quite make sense here
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The deputy head was female, and had had a dream that the headmaster died.I think.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:41,
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I liked iteven if you did contradict the gender.
Concise and to the point.
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