Welsh passport
We were on a school trip to Wales in a minibus and we told this kid that he needed a passport and pretended we all had ours. He hid under the seats as we went over the Forth of Firth bridge. Later it was snowing and some wag went outside and carved ********* wanks in helicopter rescue sized letters in the snow. We then had the incredibly cruel delight of watching him in his stripey pyjamas trying to rub it all out in the snow in the middle of the night.

What a bunch of nasty little bullies we were, but I guess that's kids for you.

Sorry about that Chris B. I hope you're a roaring success now and it didn't do your head in too much.
(weeds, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:59, 5 replies)

ermm
forth of firth bridge is in scotland, surely you mean Severn bridge...
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:03, closed)

No it isn't.
The Firth of Forth bridge is, though...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:33, closed)

Actually
it's called the Forth Road Bridge. Which spans the Firth of Forth.

/pedant
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:56, closed)

Why
did you star out his name in the story just to reveal at the end anyway..?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:05, closed)

I don't think
the ***** are for the guy's name...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:47, closed)