plain chocolate digestives
are all a man needs. i must stress how important it is that they are plain chocolate ones though. you can take your milk chocolate digestives and fuck right off.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:57, 1 reply)

What are your views on dark chocolate Hobnobs then?
You sound a biscuit chap.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:03, closed)

funnily enough
i have not tried dark chocolate hobknobs, and actually like the milk chocolate variety.

i'm not a biscuit person really, but when i do have a biscuit i like to do it properly.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:16, closed)

or
dark choc gingernuts.

Although they are very hard to find, it seems.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:42, closed)

Can someone invent
chocolate covered custard creams?

surely that would be the best ever biscuit.

While we're on the subject Jacobs orange Club fookin rock!!
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:46, closed)

No
that would be eleven types of wrong.

Custard ream OR chocolate. The two together would cause all life as you know it to stop instantaneously and you'd find yourself confined forever in another dimension. So consider yourself warned.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:56, closed)

Ow
I hate it when that happens.
(richardm, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:30, closed)

Fuck it.
I'm off to Sainsburys. For to be an internet biscuit fatty.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:47, closed)

Marks and Spencer
used to do a cracking dark chocolate ginger nut biscuit. I'm not sure if they still do 'em though as I'm too poor to be allowed in to check. My dad used to get them once a week as a special treat back in the murky mists of the 1990's when I still lived with the parental units.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:49, closed)

And Thorntons too
Yep, they still do them. And Thorntons do a variety as well IIRC.
Dammit now I have cravings....
(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:54, closed)

Ooh,
didn't know Thorntons did 'em. I shall have to sample their wares this week when I get paid. The fact that Marksies still do 'em makes my heart soar like a thing that soars very well indeed. Good Lord I loved those biscuits. Then I discovered 'girls'. Stupid girls, stealing all the good biscuits, meant I had to resort to 'Rich Tea' and garbage like that.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:36, closed)