Other than the self-appointed curator of the 'Fail Archive'?
I'm sure I'll think of one, give me a minute
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:55, 32 replies)

What about that knobend who thinks he's a film and porn industry magnate?
He really rates himself, that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:08, closed)

Haha, yeah.
b3ta.com/board/10915489

Just saying.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:20, closed)

Hence "other than"
you thick fuck
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:34, closed)

You don't think there's an element of self-important prickery in your repeated attempts to re-invent the English language every time somebody points out that you're functionally illiterate?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:58, closed)

Sigh
Can you /talk wankers fuck off, this place was interesting and entertaining many years ago, before wankers like you

Just saying
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:39, closed)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:30, closed)

I should have called it something less grandiose?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:31, closed)

pot? kettle?
*yawn*
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:53, closed)

Yeah but that's different
I genuinely am better than you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:10, closed)

Go on ... read that back and then try to explain to yourself how the fuck it relates to the previous post.
You're just typing random anger into the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:59, closed)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:24, closed)

FFS
you say your line, dangle your carrot and the whole lot of them seem to get angry on the internet at almost the same time now. Pricks

It reminds me of when the Spice Girls synchronised their periods
(King Nightmare, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:31, closed)

I like to think of it as a public service, with a little sport thrown in
The more the frustrated pricks get angry at me, the less time they have to be angry at people who might actually give a toss what they say. These days most of them have to log back out and in again to do it as well, so I'm wasting even more of their time. I just hope they have long passwords :)

[edit] *counts replies*

Ooh, I've caught one. I do hope it's Monty, he's the angriest and stupidest.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:41, closed)

I hate you.
...if that helps.
( rjmrjm, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:04, closed)

I've touched so many lives

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:08, closed)

...little ones?

( rjmrjm, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:25, closed)

Indeed I have


I'm afraid it's not a shed (though you can see part of the roof of mine in the lower left hand corner) but it does prove that I LIKE TITS.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:08, closed)

That's just a pencil case with a glory hole drilled into the lid.

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:38, closed)

Well a wine box really, but yeah
Tits aren't that fussy when nesting
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:00, closed)

Very much this^
Just as an outside observer who reads QotW from time time. I guess this is their idea of comedy on a 'comedy forum.'
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:49, closed)

It's a bit early in the week for that one story that gets all the replies,
but I'm staking a claim on this one, on the off chance.
It's already got a picture of Mrs Doyle, so who knows what may be?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:17, closed)

Who's Mrs Doyle?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:41, closed)

Pauline McLynn, as pictured above
(unless you have Battered on ignore, which is perfectly possible). Housekeeper for the priests of Craggy Island.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:49, closed)

Thank you.
I've got no-one on ignore (apart from Personality Horse - parrot jokes and endless spam sux!).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:20, closed)

baldmonkey appears to have moved to any number of alternate identities.
They are, without fail, all hilarious.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 21:26, closed)

They'll probably whip out the Iron Man crying one at least once
They usually do
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:12, closed)

Not until you start crying.
At the moment it's not much more than a bitter moan.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:06, closed)

It's all top notch comedy, but I don't fall off my chair until I see at least twelve Steve McDonalds.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:35, closed)

I live in hope, HP.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:46, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 0:35, closed)

What does Nick Cave have to do with this?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:06, closed)

Has he just opened "The Ark"?
Indy and bint are shitting themselves on a post just out of camera shot.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:27, closed)