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This is a question Inflated Self-Importance

Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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I once received a weeks ban from the moderator of a comedy forum for telling a joke about a shed.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:34, 24 replies)
That's NOTHING.
I got nawty-stepped just for saying that Jahled fingered Jimmy Savile and Lord MacAlpine and that the mods finger dogs' bumholes.
:(
sadtimes badgey
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:47, closed)
The truth is a dangerous thing Studjy

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:06, closed)
I am apparently on my 'last warning' following my last visit to the step.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:52, closed)
I should think so, nothing but trouble you QOTWers

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:41, closed)


(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:49, closed)
Shit just got real.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:42, closed)
He's only got three days until retirement.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:59, closed)
If you don't like a messageboards where the mods are cunts then why don't you fuck off back to /talk or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:55, closed)
:(
/talk smells like nervous dogs these days thanks to all the mods there.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:14, closed)
I might post a shitload of beast porn on /offtopic.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:54, closed)
Ahhahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!! lolololollloloolol
You mentioned a shed and getting banned for it!!

I can't hold it back any more.....Hahahahahahahahahaaa I SWEAR this will NEVER get OLD!!!
(King Nightmare, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:26, closed)
COMEDY forum?
Where was that, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:47, closed)
Let. It. Go.
The Phantom Menace was eighteen months ago, Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:09, closed)
Hahaha
Comedy forum? This place seems to have been largely reduced to wankers like you posting spiteful replies to other people, or very boring cynicism. There is about as much comedy from that as a Jim Davidson joke, and probably one factor why people can't be arsed to post their stories around here anymore, which many years ago was a great source of genuine comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:19, closed)

www.thefreedictionary.com/irony

www.thefreedictionary.com/self-awareness

hth

xxx

wuv oo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:42, closed)
Seriously mate
QotW has all gone horribly wrong with the usual wankers like you seeking the worst out of everything and everyone. I spend most of my free-time on the road but did use to enjoy giving b3ta a nod when I could. Just seems a shame guys like you seem to be hell bent on killing it; your efforts seem to lack comedy. I guess you are shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:53, closed)

Of course, your complaints can't possibly have anything to do with your poor attitude and lack of responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:57, closed)
I am a dreadful human being I will admit that

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:02, closed)
Nope.
You're just a bit dull and on the wrong website.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)
Seriously?
No thanks. It's a comedy website.

Unless this is some not-so-subtle attempt to illustrate your own pomposity as an entry to this week's qtfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:13, closed)
'has posted 0 stories and 6 replies on question of the week '
top contributing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:34, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1841170
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:43, closed)
Has mum just told you to go to bed?

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:55, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:19, closed)

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