Inflated Self-ImportanceAmorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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Susanna ReidI've sent her hundreds of letters, several intimate pictures and a small pillow stuffed with my own pubes and she hasn't once turned up at my door late in the evening wearing a fur coat and no knickers, the stuck up, self-important fucking bitch.
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Sorry,That's my fault.
When she's not on telly I keep her chained up in my cellar.
She did tell me she likes the pillow and would you knit her a blanket with what's left of your hair. It gets cold down there and I can't be arsed to fork out for a heater.
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SUSANNA YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:54,
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I prefer Sian Williams.(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:55, closed)
She once turned up at my door wearing a fur coat and no knickersIt was quite embarrassing really, especially after all those letters and photos and that weird pillow thing she sent me.
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She turned up at mineIn a fur coat, stockings, heels and a smile. Nothing else.
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Lobsters?(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:31, closed)
Lovely sweet girl, nice tits, huge bum and everythingJust fackin' great lobsters up her areshole.
Derek & Clive (Pete & Dud)
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Worst case of lobsterissimus bumikissimus I've ever seen. (
Ghoti Fingers, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 7:02,
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Those two are always round ours with their dildos and their mucky books. They're worse than the Witnesses.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 7:52,
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