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This is a question Inflated Self-Importance

Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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I once gave a homeless person £10!
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OK, it was so they'd suck me off but it still counts, right?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:06, 7 replies)
Erm, no.

(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:12, closed)
Depends if you asked for change?
(Or if they'd lost all their teeth, making it worth a tenner)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:12, closed)

Was your self importance deflated afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Vambo, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:13, closed)
It cured my self-impotence.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:26, closed)
Something warm in their stomach AND a tenner!
You're ruining it for the rest of us.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:26, closed)
Erm, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:36, closed)
Why pay?
All you have to do is convince them that you can ejaculate skag.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:05, closed)

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