Such a long list, I have deliberate and accidental injuries.
Kicked a box in a warehouse because I was angry with the warehouse manager for failing yet again to check the work of the checkers and screwed an order for a major account. I expected the box to be empty or at least soft. The box had NiCad mobile phone batteries inside. Broken toe, days off work. Anger does not pay. Gives others laughs though.

Could have pushed the door frame to open the two way door, but no always the glass. One tantrum type push had my fist going through the glass. I am often told that if your hand goes through glass then extract the hand carefully as the major tearing happens on the way out. So, I removed the hand carefully and looked at the dorsal thumb side of the hand, no blood. I then looked at the knuckles, no blood. posterior of hand, no blood. Fantastic, the careful withdraw worked. Not so, from the little finger to 4 inches past the wrist there was an fantastic cut which for some reason did not hurt at all and took a good few seconds to bleed, 18 stitches. Very odd. Anger does not pay.

I was out once in my car and I saw this bully from school. . .
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:54, 6 replies)

I like this.
I know more how to deal with broken glass.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:03, closed)

I had to read this three times before I realised it didn't say 'chickens'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:06, closed)

No one has done a stikethrough of GLASS yet and added ANUS. Standards are slipping.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:45, closed)

<s>GL</s>
alright?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:32, closed)

TBF - that works in a much better way. I will allow myself a doh.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:02, closed)

Standards were always pretty low.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:52, closed)