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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I stuck my cock in a fat bird.
You might not think that's an injury.

You didn't have my mates :-(

She was a bit ginger too.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 1:11, 11 replies)
Terrible bullying of rachelswipe here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 6:36, closed)
sickipedialols

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 6:56, closed)
I fucked a ginger fat bird once.
But I don't like talking about my charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 8:26, closed)
Size, shape, colour, type. Simple rules for simple folk.
Not like one wears a dress black little.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:45, closed)
Ooh, this is a great rule!
Why did nobody ever tell me about it?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:00, closed)
It isn't a rule. It is logical.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:29, closed)
You are Amorous Badger
AICM$5P
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 8:40, closed)
Phwwwor
Fat ginger girls...tell me she was catholic and I'll spluff right now
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:47, closed)
She was a Catholic, a really really guilty catholic.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:25, closed)
It's your fault
that teenage girls are committing suicide, you insensitive clod.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:29, closed)
I was talking with my brother a few years ago, when he said
"Shagged my first fat bird last night"

"How was it" I asked?

"Like trying to get an overloaded wheelbarrow to the end of the garden"
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:44, closed)

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