Do you like fish sticks?
There was a box of fish fingers that had been at the back of the freezer for a while so I reached my hand in to take some out, inadvertently scraping my digits along the sharp deep-frozen golden-breadcrumbs. Pulling my hand out I realised I was bleeding.
When I tell people I once cut myself on a fish finger, they give me a funny look...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:44, 7 replies)

You tell people!? Well you told us and I can only speak for myself, of course, but it was a tad tedious.
Maybe that explains the funny looks.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:39, closed)

I know,
they expect better and I cannot provide
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:00, closed)

How fucking flimsy is your skin, you massive poof?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:50, closed)

It's like wet latex
It's... it... *runs off crying*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:02, closed)

I am a massive poof, but my hands are like steeped in surgical spirit and rubbed with sand
to the point I have no finger prints.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:37, closed)

*Looks at you funny*

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:46, closed)

That's because you say "I got this fingering a fish"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:13, closed)