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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I once dun hurt my penis having loads of straight sex with lots of real women with big tits and that was sex in there vaginas and not in their bum-bums.
There, that should redress the balance. Some of these stories were getting a bit gay for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:55, 14 replies)
I decided only to read the following:
2 Can Chunder: "I [...] was [...] gay for my liking"
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:02, closed)
whatever floats your big gay boat

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:22, closed)
The term 'Bum-bum' is gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:16, closed)
so is the term 'penis' unfortunately.
That's why the only non-gay porn is lesbian porn.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:20, closed)
I dunno
It's pretty gay when they both have short hair, are wearing strap-on's and are going at it up each others poo-chutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:56, closed)
Have you ever seen a vagina without a penis it?
Not for me.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:44, closed)
You should get on twitter and hurl some homophobic abuse at Tom Daley - you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:22, closed)
Well obviously I'm not going to do that, but if Tom Daley decided to come over to QOTW and start posting graphic descriptions of gay sex acts I might be tempted to call him a prick.
As far as I know he hasn't done that though because he's not a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:54, closed)
^upset on the internet^
Are you angry?
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:56, closed)
Woah there, I wasn't the one who got upset and started calling people a cunt you great big dribbling spazmo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:01, closed)
You were so not upset you made the OP. Did you read what you wrote?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:08, closed)
Yes, I read it out loud in a gruff manly voice.
And then I read out your replies in a squealing girly voice, I'm assuming that's right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:16, closed)
Will your homphobic abuse never end, unless you are confusing your arsehole commments
with comedy on a comedy website. I doubt you have a gruff voice nor do I think you would pass for a man.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:35, closed)
MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:26, closed)

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